Ozzzie, Ozzzie, Ozzzie!

I'm dead set sure i got the 'raw prawn', that's the dud deal for everyone who doesn't speak Australian. Yesterday was Australia day. I look forward to this day all year. I love it better than Christmas. I am a patriot. But today I am sore, tired, hungover and sunburned. But I still have to work. I guess it just all that Aussie spirit coming out in me. Though I'm beginning to think i should have thrown a good 'ole 'sicky'. But I'm here now so i should try to give it my best, although my boss knows me pretty well, and shouldn't expect too much from me today. Ha ha ha. My state today is mainly because I spent all yesterday being a 'fair dinkum wally'. That means I drank too much and went out all day in the sun. I went in the annual Ute run, and had a great day. Though something did catch my eye. Following behind me was a beaut green 4x4, with a blow up doll strapped to a camper chair, on the tray. Now this made me laugh, because the fortunate driver had bought that very same doll from where I worked. Now i didn't say anything, and nor did he. But we did exchange an almost inconceivable nod, that was disregarded as quickly as as it had been shared. And that is how we do things here, a nod is approval, a wave is overdone and a flick of the finger...well that could be anything. (depending on the finger shown). So is they way of the humble Aussie. Thankyou to all the kiddies who came out to share the day with us and our vehicles, thanx to the people who organised it so we could share it with the kids. Thanx to the families who came out with their kids. Its all about the next generation being shown that to be an Aussie, is to be proud, no matter what were made of. Heck thanx to every Aussie out there. Be proud for we are a great nation.

Till next time
call me Cruza

Maintaining your...elf

Howdy people. Hope your days are good and your nights are even better. They should be getting better, after all i am giving you gold here. Well i have an interesting thing to tell you all about today, it started with my younger sister. She and i have always been prety close, different entirely, but we're still close. And lately i have noticed she has been loosing weight. She has never been overweight, just chunkier than me. And thats what this is all about. She is now smaller than me. And i have always been pretty small, i have a major workout routine. My partner always gets to me about how it can be obsessive, but hes joking. I was thinking, its becoming a big thing in Australia now, big kids and obese adults. Its frightening. Now i would never be cruel to anyone about what size they are, unless theyre totally anorexic... that can be totally dangerous. But i found out through some web surfing that so can being obese, how massively scary is that!!? So back to my sister. I asked her where she was getting this cool advise from, cause she had to be getting it from somewhere. This sort of thing never comes out of nowhere, so she tells me. Its an online group for people who want to lose some weight. Check it out HERE. But dont get me wrong, its not just for bigger people. Its for anyone who wants to lose weight, or keep weight off, or even if you just want to maintain your perfect body (like me). Ha ha ha. Kidding. But if eating right and being healthy and fit is something you want to do, or havent thought about yet, this is a great site. It helped my sister, So it can help anyone else. Its worth a shot, As they say: 'If you never, never go. You'll never, never know'.

So till then
call me Cruza

Talk about stressed...

Howdy y'all. Hows things? Im sure they're great. But the question is, what if things aren't great? What if they are mediocre, or ordinary, or just so-so. Well, there are some things we can do about the little stresses in our life. Click Here to obtain a little insight into how we, as normal human beings can subdue the stress monster.
Everyone experiences stress now and then. I do, my friends do, even my co-workers do. One such person in my life has just bought a new car. He hadn't had the car for a week, before he got caught speeding. My partner, fell off a ladder at work, now I'm pretty sure he loved the time off. He got to lounge around the house, and bug me all day and night. He may not have been too stressed, but i certainly was. I found the site informative, and very helpful. I have almost reinvented myself, with a few tweeks here and there, with some help fom this site of course. And it has made a difference to my health and wellbeing. Listen to me, I sound like one of those cruddy, early morning infomecials. EEEWWWW, not what i was going for.
Did you know that sex is invigorating as well? When we have sex endorphins are released, and we feel better. We can feel happier, headaches can be relieved and so can minor sniffles or sneezes. So not only will a few minor life changes help relieve stress, being a little amorous couldn't hurt either. Karma sutra is something that many people around the world will tyr at one stage or another. You may have even perfected a position with out knowing it. Not all of the Karma sutra is difficult, you don't have to belong to a troupe of circus acrobats to give it a go. The Karma sutra is a way of connecting lovers spiritually and physically in a way that it possible for everyone. I love the Karma sutra, and so does my partner. We are very close, and somewhat adventurous. Maybe someday i will tell you a few stories. Are we interested yet? If you would like to know more, just Click Here.
Who knows. It just may be the very thing that helps stop your stress headaches. It helped mine, accompanied by numerous massages, administered by my loving partner. And he got a little bonus something in return... ;) (wink)

Till next time,
call me Cruza.

Two in One

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Wheres the wally

Ok, people. heres the thing. Im not known for being normal, sane or too typically sober, ha ha ha. My good mate (and employer) has started a site located at www.wheresthewally.com
Its a good humoured site for all those people like me, who dont take good photos. ha ha, kidding. The site is dedicated to him (THE Wally), and all his followers in the field of being a 'Wally'. Im soon to be there, and my partner for all to see. There are a few rules of course, but not many. As i like to say, be adventurous. Be a 'wally'. For many Aussies (Australians), being a wally means being a bit goofy. A bit silly, or even being a complete dingbat. But its all in jest, so join the ranks. We want international Wally's, so c'mon people, get snapping!!

Till next time,
call me Cruza.

Spicing things up

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Ok. Hey everyone. I havent done this before. So its all new and you are all going to have to bear with me, so to speak. well now on to all the wonderous things im going to write about. Like the wheather. ??? Just kidding.