My untimely demise.

Howdy Y'all. How has the weeks been for you, they must surely be better than mine. Let me tell you about my week. I try to help out at work, by going in to cover for a sheila, even though I'm sick as a dog and barely able to see. (I had a major migraine) And I stuff up a little at work. I managed to catch myself, and I left a note to the boss detailing my mess up. That was on Tuesday. Wednesday and Thursday come and go as usual, no hint of anything screwey. Then on Friday morning I get asked to come in early. Two hours early! So I oblige, I was hoping for more hours anyway. Then when I get there I have a piece of paper shoved under my nose, and the question "Well? What do you say about this?" Well I hadn't even had time to take off my sunnies. So I wasn't thinking anything, except how I really wanted to punch the guy in the nose. So I read the piece of paper. Guess what. They re firing my for stealing.... I'm like "what the F****??!!!"

So they say they have to get rid of me and they don't want to have to go to the cops because its all too time consuming. So they ask me to settle the till and P**S OFF. So to speak. I ask how much is missing, and guess what the answer is?? 'Nothing".

So theres nothing missing from the till, the excess is accounted for and theres no stock missing.... Sound a little fishy? Hell Yes!! So I cant be bothered stuffing with these people, who have obviously made an administrations error. So I get the hell out of there. Now I am waiting for an apology. Not sure I will get one tho, cause I'm not too sure these people will admit to it being their mistake. Just a feeling I get, like they think I'm lower than them. Oh well. Sheite happens.

So now I'm back to being a shitkicker at a nursery. But I'm pretty sure I like it better than selling Dildos to icky old guys. Ha ha ha ha ha. So from now on there will a vastly different tone to my blogs, as I no longer have to follow the lead of the 'boss'.

I'm off to do some important exercise now. Pumping iron and all that jazz. So keep in touch readers. you may be pleasantly surprised.

Till next time
call me Cruza.

One boring Tuesday.

Howdy Y'all. Hope your day is a rip-roaring success. And wishing you the best for tonight as well. I'm just sitting at my computer, contemplating my belly button. Beside me at the moment is a blue bucket, and it is slowly filling up with my schnabie filled tissues. Because I am pretty confident that I may have the flu...again. Its not (It snot, Ha ha ha) very fair, I am thinking. Because I only just got over the last bout of the blasted bugger. And its so nice and warm up here at the moment, so I shouldn't be getting the flu. I blame my partner. He is a puss, who insists on having the air conditioner on high, all night long. And so I suffer. One good thing tho, is that my house now smells like eucalyptus. Well it should, seeing as I cant shmell, I don't quite know for sure. My chicken noodles just taste like nothing, and have the texture of runny stock with glue bits in it. And my tea just tastes...Hot. Real bloody HOT!!! OK, so now when I get over this, I'm not going to be able to taste anyway cause I just burned off my taste buds...

OK, so by now it shouldn't be a secret that I work in an adult store. But we are not just any old business. We are the bomb diggitty. Now theres a new aspect of our store available to everyone in the Northern Territory (Australia). It is 'Rosies Love Parties'. Now Rosie is a wonderful lady, and her parties are going to be fantastic. The site has everything you need to know on it, about what she does, what she can do and how her parties work. But she isn't the only one who holds parties. There is a comprehensive list of consultants on Our Site. But don't despair if there isn't a consultant in your area, become one. Make some money on the side, or get a group of girls together and start your own franchise business. Its excellent and fun. Just ask Rosie. Just click Here. And all your questions can be potential answers.

Well ladies and gents, my nice warm bed and soft squishy pillows beckon. And I am too weak to resist them. So I am signing off to go to bed. Remember to be kind to one another, and the vehicle with the biggest wheels doesn't always go first at roundabouts - Anon. They usually go straight through - ME. If you have any pearls of wisdom like mine. Just send them all through to me.

Tell next time
call me Cruza

HogsKerShbucle...Blech.

Howdy Y'all. I'm sure I will get some questions as to the title of today. And just so as we are all clear....I have no idea. It was my reaction to the news about the damage done by George in the West. For all those outside of Aussieland. I'm talking about the cyclone called George, that hit Western Australia in the last 24 hours. It has caused untold damage and has even killed. See didn't I tell every one that George is an unlucky name?!! Well to be honest, no, no I didn't. But I should have. What is it with the world today? Theres aeroplanes crashing everywhere, like in Indonesia. Killing innocent Aussies. Cyclones everywhere killing people. I'm a morbid person naturally, but this is BullS**T. The world is going to hell in a handbasket, which leaves me out of a job... Damn!! Tell those basket weavers to lay off my Plane....I'm going to post some pictures of my pooches soon. When I remember to, that is.

OK so if you have gotten this far. That only means one thing, I'm not as boring as I try to be. Bugger! I'm looking forward to this thing they are calling 'Powercruise 9'. Its coming next month to the NT. Sometime around Easter. Keep a lookout for me and my boys. The club will be out in force over that particular weekend. Me and the ute will be there, as well as King Lukey, in his little hotted up rigger. KL is one of the boys, and a great mate. There may even be shots of the day on here. So come and see us, you wont miss us (Trust me, I'm a fisherman), and you may be famous for a short time. Everyone wants their 10 seconds of fame. I'm introducing a new doobie into my blog. This is where I come up with a saying, then I post it. So here goes with the first one: "No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness" - Aristotle.
So with that over and done with, a big hello to my good business partner, The Grim Reaper. Have you found me yet?? Are you even looking? Well anywho. Have a good one, and as the sun sets on today, look forward to the sunrise of tomorrow.

Till next time
call me Cruza

My Firery Upset

Howdy Y'all. Hope today is a blossoming beauty for you all. As mine is ending in doom, gloom, upset and decay. Well OK, that's a total exaggeration, but I'm allowed. So Shhhh, and let me get on with it, cause its far less painful when the bandaid is ripped off in one foul swoop, so to speak. And it bloody well hurts when you rip it off slowly and with meal breaks in between, trust me... I have experimented. Anywho, back to my long and tiring day. It started off going so well. My big, bad guard dog (who is a total puss) woke me up at 4am, with a little girly whine slash yappy noise. This was only to tell me that my other poochy was outside the gate somehow. Now before you all say 'What a good dog', I should let you know that this was in no way a good deed on his part. He is a tattle tale, and he was whinging cause he is too big to squeeze out of the hole, so his big boof head was left behind. So needless to say he tattled on the other dog. So I had to get up and chase the second dog back into the yard, give her a smack, find some rope, a place to tie her to and tie her up for being naughty. My partner was sound asleep and snoring his head off at this point, and has no recollection of me even getting up. After I tie my dog to the towball of the ute, I find my boofhead pooch inside the house (I had left the door open) and smugly looking at me from atop my comfy couch. He was promptly evicted... I went back to the bedroom, where my partner was still snoring, and asked him to roll over so I may have the chance of getting back to sleep. I was met with an angry outburst and indignation for being woken up at such an ungodly hour. So I slept on the couch, till around 6am. When all had left for work, I set about cleaning the house. This is done by me, and only me, once weekly. Now this isn't my choice, but if I don't do it. It simply wont be done. And after all that was finished, I sit down with my lunch to watch the news. Because I have deserved a break, right?!! Well I got my break, but what I saw on the news was appalling. There was a young girl who was filmed at a party, by someones camera phone, and then that same someone put the clip on 'You Tube'. I mean S**T!!! This poor girl has just had her life corrupted, and I wont say ruined cause life goes on and we need to develop a tough skin. But her life will probably be forever tainted, and she will now go in a completely different direction than what she had have planned. What is the world coming to? If anyone were to do that to my sister or niece or anyone I care for. There wouldn't be a strong enough police presence to stop me from tearing them limb from limb. That news broadcast just F***ed my day, it did. Then I had to come to work, Ha ha ha. But I honestly thought that these type of web sites had some sort of thing in place to protect innocent people from being degraded and violated like that. I must ave been wrong. Now that I have had my whinge for today. The rain has finally let up, yay! I can now do some much needed gardening. I think I must have lost about a ton of topsoil from my garden in 5 days. Its terrible. I love it when it rains, but with the amount we have had, it has created some problems. Like my topsoil running away, and the ground water rising and cracking my verandah's concrete pad. I have to fix it now. But luckily for me I saved a very cool website. Its perfect for this situation, cause they deal with home fixits and home improvements. Its 'Home Improvement Advice'. I think I may be spending a fair bit of time here over the next couple of weeks. I want a bigger pool, all we have is a weeny spa. But if your not like me, and just want to move into a completely new place, or rent the old, or simply sell your house and travel Australia in a caravan. (cant wait till my parents do that, I get their house! Ha ha ha, Kidding!) Then theres a Site for you. Its all about the Property Market. All about selling and buying and with plenty of tips out there for everyone. I may even be looking them up when my 'olds' go caravanning around Australia. ;)
I think I have left you all with plenty to think about for the moment. I will let you ponder my ramblings, and I will be back soon with some more.

Till next time
call me Cruza

My declining suxess....

Howdy Y'all. Hope everything is bright and sunny, as it is dull, wet and somewhat dreary here in my little world. It has come to my attention that I am having no success in my comments section. And it got me thinking as to why that is. I attribute this to my unflinching desire to step wildly left of centre, and the trends of the modern world. I am not normal, and t6hat is my triumph. But I feel that I have to speak on something that is a trendy thing. Not in tune with my norm, I know. But in this instance I believe it has to be done. So I will make it quick and as painless as possible. Here we go...Congratulations to "Happy Feet", and Aussie success in the fillum world. I love the fillum myself, and so do many others it seems. As it won an Oscar, early last week sometime. And I feel I have to also congratulate some other people and fillums, as the sparked my interest as well. Firstly to Helen Mirren, who I thought was amazing in her role as the queen, in the movie "The Queen". Also to everyone who worked on "Pans Labyrinth" and "Letter From Iwo Jima". Two fillums I absolutely loved, they were amazing. A special congrats to "Pans Labyrinth", I believe it won 3 or 4 awards. So Congrats to them and all the others who were nominated, and those who won. Now that I have that off my chest.....I have nothing else to say. Ha ha ha. Kidding. I always have something to say. I am veritable chatterbox. So what does everyone think of this storm we are getting here? If you don't live in the NT, then I am guessing you don't know what I am on about. Well I wish I could gather it all up and send it down south to all the drought affected areas. I know what it is like living day to day in an arid region, but when you are used to rain and don't get it. Well I am guessing it would be very hard to deal with. All my thoughts are with you at this time. An I wish you all the greatest of luck. I would pray, but I am not religious, and I'm pretty sure if I started, God would have a heart attack. And I reckon that wouldn't be all that good for you guys either. My father-in-law and his family are suffering the drought. So I hope things change real soon for you. Good luck and all our thoughts are with you. And also with the brave fireies doing their best down south as well. You are all true heroes! And we northern firefighters will help when we can, just give us a call, and we will be there. Just then like 10 seconds ago, I listened to a report on the news about an American high school that got hit by a 'tornado'. Kids were killed. Whoa. I'm stunned, that country just cannot get a break, can it? Kids killing other kids, 'tornado's' killing kids, 'tornado's' killing millions and destroying cities, and towns. Bugger huh. Well I was going to write about this cool Home Improvement site I found. But in light of all the storms and life threatening flooding, and the other f***ing natural disasters that are going on. I will just say its allot of help if that's what your doing. Improving your home that is. And I think I will leave it at that. Keep your umbrellas handy people, this rain is in for the long haul I think.

Till net time,
call me Cruza