Its been a while.

Howdy Y'all. Its been a while. Not that theres too many people out there who would notice anyway. Im not up for blog of the century or anything that prestigeous. But I do like to think that there are a handful of people out there who like to listen to my ramblings. I havent been up to much. I worked at a vet hospital for a little while. That didnt work out cause i was a wildlife carer. And the vet just wanted to kill things. I think he just couldnt be bothered putting in a little time, on an animal that wouldnt pay his exorburant fees. So Im now back to horticulture, something I seem to know fairly well. But other than that I have kept a low profile. Im strapped for time at the moment so Im going to have to leave my contenteds with their thoughts and leave it there for tonite.

Till next time
call me Cruza

My untimely demise.

Howdy Y'all. How has the weeks been for you, they must surely be better than mine. Let me tell you about my week. I try to help out at work, by going in to cover for a sheila, even though I'm sick as a dog and barely able to see. (I had a major migraine) And I stuff up a little at work. I managed to catch myself, and I left a note to the boss detailing my mess up. That was on Tuesday. Wednesday and Thursday come and go as usual, no hint of anything screwey. Then on Friday morning I get asked to come in early. Two hours early! So I oblige, I was hoping for more hours anyway. Then when I get there I have a piece of paper shoved under my nose, and the question "Well? What do you say about this?" Well I hadn't even had time to take off my sunnies. So I wasn't thinking anything, except how I really wanted to punch the guy in the nose. So I read the piece of paper. Guess what. They re firing my for stealing.... I'm like "what the F****??!!!"

So they say they have to get rid of me and they don't want to have to go to the cops because its all too time consuming. So they ask me to settle the till and P**S OFF. So to speak. I ask how much is missing, and guess what the answer is?? 'Nothing".

So theres nothing missing from the till, the excess is accounted for and theres no stock missing.... Sound a little fishy? Hell Yes!! So I cant be bothered stuffing with these people, who have obviously made an administrations error. So I get the hell out of there. Now I am waiting for an apology. Not sure I will get one tho, cause I'm not too sure these people will admit to it being their mistake. Just a feeling I get, like they think I'm lower than them. Oh well. Sheite happens.

So now I'm back to being a shitkicker at a nursery. But I'm pretty sure I like it better than selling Dildos to icky old guys. Ha ha ha ha ha. So from now on there will a vastly different tone to my blogs, as I no longer have to follow the lead of the 'boss'.

I'm off to do some important exercise now. Pumping iron and all that jazz. So keep in touch readers. you may be pleasantly surprised.

Till next time
call me Cruza.

One boring Tuesday.

Howdy Y'all. Hope your day is a rip-roaring success. And wishing you the best for tonight as well. I'm just sitting at my computer, contemplating my belly button. Beside me at the moment is a blue bucket, and it is slowly filling up with my schnabie filled tissues. Because I am pretty confident that I may have the flu...again. Its not (It snot, Ha ha ha) very fair, I am thinking. Because I only just got over the last bout of the blasted bugger. And its so nice and warm up here at the moment, so I shouldn't be getting the flu. I blame my partner. He is a puss, who insists on having the air conditioner on high, all night long. And so I suffer. One good thing tho, is that my house now smells like eucalyptus. Well it should, seeing as I cant shmell, I don't quite know for sure. My chicken noodles just taste like nothing, and have the texture of runny stock with glue bits in it. And my tea just tastes...Hot. Real bloody HOT!!! OK, so now when I get over this, I'm not going to be able to taste anyway cause I just burned off my taste buds...

OK, so by now it shouldn't be a secret that I work in an adult store. But we are not just any old business. We are the bomb diggitty. Now theres a new aspect of our store available to everyone in the Northern Territory (Australia). It is 'Rosies Love Parties'. Now Rosie is a wonderful lady, and her parties are going to be fantastic. The site has everything you need to know on it, about what she does, what she can do and how her parties work. But she isn't the only one who holds parties. There is a comprehensive list of consultants on Our Site. But don't despair if there isn't a consultant in your area, become one. Make some money on the side, or get a group of girls together and start your own franchise business. Its excellent and fun. Just ask Rosie. Just click Here. And all your questions can be potential answers.

Well ladies and gents, my nice warm bed and soft squishy pillows beckon. And I am too weak to resist them. So I am signing off to go to bed. Remember to be kind to one another, and the vehicle with the biggest wheels doesn't always go first at roundabouts - Anon. They usually go straight through - ME. If you have any pearls of wisdom like mine. Just send them all through to me.

Tell next time
call me Cruza

HogsKerShbucle...Blech.

Howdy Y'all. I'm sure I will get some questions as to the title of today. And just so as we are all clear....I have no idea. It was my reaction to the news about the damage done by George in the West. For all those outside of Aussieland. I'm talking about the cyclone called George, that hit Western Australia in the last 24 hours. It has caused untold damage and has even killed. See didn't I tell every one that George is an unlucky name?!! Well to be honest, no, no I didn't. But I should have. What is it with the world today? Theres aeroplanes crashing everywhere, like in Indonesia. Killing innocent Aussies. Cyclones everywhere killing people. I'm a morbid person naturally, but this is BullS**T. The world is going to hell in a handbasket, which leaves me out of a job... Damn!! Tell those basket weavers to lay off my Plane....I'm going to post some pictures of my pooches soon. When I remember to, that is.

OK so if you have gotten this far. That only means one thing, I'm not as boring as I try to be. Bugger! I'm looking forward to this thing they are calling 'Powercruise 9'. Its coming next month to the NT. Sometime around Easter. Keep a lookout for me and my boys. The club will be out in force over that particular weekend. Me and the ute will be there, as well as King Lukey, in his little hotted up rigger. KL is one of the boys, and a great mate. There may even be shots of the day on here. So come and see us, you wont miss us (Trust me, I'm a fisherman), and you may be famous for a short time. Everyone wants their 10 seconds of fame. I'm introducing a new doobie into my blog. This is where I come up with a saying, then I post it. So here goes with the first one: "No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness" - Aristotle.
So with that over and done with, a big hello to my good business partner, The Grim Reaper. Have you found me yet?? Are you even looking? Well anywho. Have a good one, and as the sun sets on today, look forward to the sunrise of tomorrow.

Till next time
call me Cruza

My Firery Upset

Howdy Y'all. Hope today is a blossoming beauty for you all. As mine is ending in doom, gloom, upset and decay. Well OK, that's a total exaggeration, but I'm allowed. So Shhhh, and let me get on with it, cause its far less painful when the bandaid is ripped off in one foul swoop, so to speak. And it bloody well hurts when you rip it off slowly and with meal breaks in between, trust me... I have experimented. Anywho, back to my long and tiring day. It started off going so well. My big, bad guard dog (who is a total puss) woke me up at 4am, with a little girly whine slash yappy noise. This was only to tell me that my other poochy was outside the gate somehow. Now before you all say 'What a good dog', I should let you know that this was in no way a good deed on his part. He is a tattle tale, and he was whinging cause he is too big to squeeze out of the hole, so his big boof head was left behind. So needless to say he tattled on the other dog. So I had to get up and chase the second dog back into the yard, give her a smack, find some rope, a place to tie her to and tie her up for being naughty. My partner was sound asleep and snoring his head off at this point, and has no recollection of me even getting up. After I tie my dog to the towball of the ute, I find my boofhead pooch inside the house (I had left the door open) and smugly looking at me from atop my comfy couch. He was promptly evicted... I went back to the bedroom, where my partner was still snoring, and asked him to roll over so I may have the chance of getting back to sleep. I was met with an angry outburst and indignation for being woken up at such an ungodly hour. So I slept on the couch, till around 6am. When all had left for work, I set about cleaning the house. This is done by me, and only me, once weekly. Now this isn't my choice, but if I don't do it. It simply wont be done. And after all that was finished, I sit down with my lunch to watch the news. Because I have deserved a break, right?!! Well I got my break, but what I saw on the news was appalling. There was a young girl who was filmed at a party, by someones camera phone, and then that same someone put the clip on 'You Tube'. I mean S**T!!! This poor girl has just had her life corrupted, and I wont say ruined cause life goes on and we need to develop a tough skin. But her life will probably be forever tainted, and she will now go in a completely different direction than what she had have planned. What is the world coming to? If anyone were to do that to my sister or niece or anyone I care for. There wouldn't be a strong enough police presence to stop me from tearing them limb from limb. That news broadcast just F***ed my day, it did. Then I had to come to work, Ha ha ha. But I honestly thought that these type of web sites had some sort of thing in place to protect innocent people from being degraded and violated like that. I must ave been wrong. Now that I have had my whinge for today. The rain has finally let up, yay! I can now do some much needed gardening. I think I must have lost about a ton of topsoil from my garden in 5 days. Its terrible. I love it when it rains, but with the amount we have had, it has created some problems. Like my topsoil running away, and the ground water rising and cracking my verandah's concrete pad. I have to fix it now. But luckily for me I saved a very cool website. Its perfect for this situation, cause they deal with home fixits and home improvements. Its 'Home Improvement Advice'. I think I may be spending a fair bit of time here over the next couple of weeks. I want a bigger pool, all we have is a weeny spa. But if your not like me, and just want to move into a completely new place, or rent the old, or simply sell your house and travel Australia in a caravan. (cant wait till my parents do that, I get their house! Ha ha ha, Kidding!) Then theres a Site for you. Its all about the Property Market. All about selling and buying and with plenty of tips out there for everyone. I may even be looking them up when my 'olds' go caravanning around Australia. ;)
I think I have left you all with plenty to think about for the moment. I will let you ponder my ramblings, and I will be back soon with some more.

Till next time
call me Cruza

My declining suxess....

Howdy Y'all. Hope everything is bright and sunny, as it is dull, wet and somewhat dreary here in my little world. It has come to my attention that I am having no success in my comments section. And it got me thinking as to why that is. I attribute this to my unflinching desire to step wildly left of centre, and the trends of the modern world. I am not normal, and t6hat is my triumph. But I feel that I have to speak on something that is a trendy thing. Not in tune with my norm, I know. But in this instance I believe it has to be done. So I will make it quick and as painless as possible. Here we go...Congratulations to "Happy Feet", and Aussie success in the fillum world. I love the fillum myself, and so do many others it seems. As it won an Oscar, early last week sometime. And I feel I have to also congratulate some other people and fillums, as the sparked my interest as well. Firstly to Helen Mirren, who I thought was amazing in her role as the queen, in the movie "The Queen". Also to everyone who worked on "Pans Labyrinth" and "Letter From Iwo Jima". Two fillums I absolutely loved, they were amazing. A special congrats to "Pans Labyrinth", I believe it won 3 or 4 awards. So Congrats to them and all the others who were nominated, and those who won. Now that I have that off my chest.....I have nothing else to say. Ha ha ha. Kidding. I always have something to say. I am veritable chatterbox. So what does everyone think of this storm we are getting here? If you don't live in the NT, then I am guessing you don't know what I am on about. Well I wish I could gather it all up and send it down south to all the drought affected areas. I know what it is like living day to day in an arid region, but when you are used to rain and don't get it. Well I am guessing it would be very hard to deal with. All my thoughts are with you at this time. An I wish you all the greatest of luck. I would pray, but I am not religious, and I'm pretty sure if I started, God would have a heart attack. And I reckon that wouldn't be all that good for you guys either. My father-in-law and his family are suffering the drought. So I hope things change real soon for you. Good luck and all our thoughts are with you. And also with the brave fireies doing their best down south as well. You are all true heroes! And we northern firefighters will help when we can, just give us a call, and we will be there. Just then like 10 seconds ago, I listened to a report on the news about an American high school that got hit by a 'tornado'. Kids were killed. Whoa. I'm stunned, that country just cannot get a break, can it? Kids killing other kids, 'tornado's' killing kids, 'tornado's' killing millions and destroying cities, and towns. Bugger huh. Well I was going to write about this cool Home Improvement site I found. But in light of all the storms and life threatening flooding, and the other f***ing natural disasters that are going on. I will just say its allot of help if that's what your doing. Improving your home that is. And I think I will leave it at that. Keep your umbrellas handy people, this rain is in for the long haul I think.

Till net time,
call me Cruza

My big Weekend

Howdy Y'all. Hows things. I'm good. If you were asking, I'm bloody excellent for those of you who couldn't care less. Now my weekends are usually two heavenly days full of lounging around a pool with loads of drinks being passed around to me and my mates, by nearly naked men and women. But this weekend was especially special, because I got to go shopping with my mum and my little sister. Now I'm far to old to be doing this, well no I'm not really. But this was clothes shopping. And I loathe shopping at the best of times, and usually put it off as much as possible. But my mum has been bugging me about this for so long now. It was before Christmas that she started, so I thought I would have to do it sometime. So this weekend it was. And my sister, who is a total trend freak, decided she wanted to come along. Well what a disaster. She spent her whole time trying on things, just to be told by mum that she wasn't getting anything, then she would have a tandy cause she couldn't. Then mum would cave and say she could, then sis would go off in a huff saying she didn't want it cause she wasn't allowed in the first place.... Never again! I love my mum and sister. But they don't share my insight into clothing. Mum wants to brighten up my fashion, sister wants me to be more like her so she can borrow my clothes, and I refuse to buy a pair of jeans that look hideous and cost more than a brand new car. So at the end of the day; Sis went home all jealous, mum was disgruntled, upset and disappointed and I was upset cause mum was. S***ty cause sister had ruined my day out with mum and totally peeved cause I didn't get the outfit mum wanted to buy me, so now I have to go and do it all over some other day. Grrrr. Well that's what happens in families right!? And after all that I get home and dad says 'No wonder you didn't find anything, look at how fat your getting'. So now i have to lose weight too. So i went on the hunt for a Weight Loss Site. And one kept coming up in every search. So if you are like me and your parents rib you about your weight. Or you are just a normal person looking for something to help you out. Then THIS is the place for you. Trust me, I'm a fisherman, Ha ha ha ha. OK enough about my s***ty weekend. Theres a few sites I have come across, whilst updating my Internet usage. Ones called Find Sex, its for those people who are looking for a new lover or just out for some fun. Theres one for the more adventurous couples, its for the Swingers out there. And theres also one I found for those people who are out looking for something a little more romantic and traditional like *gag* LOVE. Now more about ME. My partner and his mates have started a club for everyone to join. They like particular types of car, and they enjoy ruining them. They turn these wonderful little motors into rolling boom boxes. But I guess that its just the way things are going these days. Cars aren't performance machines anymore.Theyre just little things on wheels that people trash and disrespect. Cant half tell I'm a rev head huh?! Well anywho what I was getting at is that we are starting up a web site that people can get to and sign up to, and just brag about their cars and projects and stuff. With help of course, cause I know nothing of the web and starting up a site. So if your like me, or if you just need a little help, go to Adult Design Australia. These guys will help with everything. Hey, theyre helping me, so they have to be pretty excellent at what they do. Well I think that's enough from me for today. Keep you eyes peeled, cause this car site is coming up fast.

Till next time
call me Cruza

A day of...

Howdy Y'all. How was it then hey, yesterday. Valentines day. Did everyone have fun? Hoping so. I got a nice little flower, and I took my partner out for dinner. We had a nice quiet night. But the real fun will come in a few weeks. You see I had a brilliant idea, we are going to go out in a few weeks, when everything has calmed down and is a bit cheaper, and we will celebrate Valentines day then. That way, the flowers wont be $100 for twelve stems the hotels wont be double the price and the restaurants wont be booked out. Ha ha ha ha. Good idea huh. Anywho, I do hope that everyone had a great day. I passed on a great website to a mate of mine yesterday. You see he is single. So Valentines day is a bit depressing for him, being alone and all. I'm not sure why he is alone tho, hes is cute and muscly....Oh well. Anywho, this site is all about Phone Sex. Its great for the singles out there. Worth a look if you are a bit lonely on the old Valentines day. May give you something to do. You never know, do you?! There was the most interesting message in the paper yesterday too. It was from one sheila to another asking if she wanted to get married. Now I'm not too sure about why guys would want to get married to a woman, let alone why people of the same sex would want to...I mean I'm not against the same sex thing. I'm not solely interested in one sex. Sheilas turn me on too. But marriage???? That's a whole nother ball game. Theres a site for unfulfilled Chikkies to... Um... Now I cant remember it...I was thinking about it when I read this message... Oh yeah, Who Needs Blokes. Its a good one. Made just for the ladies. Though I'm sure if a dude wanted to look at it, no one would stop him...It would just be a little strange. But enough of the odd, lets get back to the totally twisted. My Valentines date. Now my partner isn't one for candles and romance and fancy stuff. Which is why I'm totally chuffed with the rose he bought. Its a real gesture, and I'm talking about a guy who thinks changing his socks is romantic. But after the flower I thought it would be real nice to go out for dinner. So we went out to a place that would be very romantic, make us both happy and give us a good feed at the same time. We chose Hogs Breath. Now that joint is great. We paid in total about $100, including drinks. And went away full as a goog and he was as happy as a pig in... Well you get the idea. We had a great night. We may even go back in a few weeks when we have our weekend away. But I'm not too sure I'm going to tell you all about that. Not all of it anyway. Enjoy yourselves and make each day count, you never know when you'll have a bad one.

Till next time
call me Cruza

Two sexy sites

Howdy Y'all. Hope things are fine and dandy. I've had an interesting 24 hours. Now your probably thinking 'what now'. But I can guarantee that I am only 40% full of bulls***. 40% of the time anyway. But back to me. Here I was just minding my own belly button lint, and up pops this little doo-dad on the computer screen. I'm thinking its just another annoying ad, but it totally wasn't. It turns out I am the 1 millionth person to log on, and I win a prize. So what did I do, you ask? I deleted it of course. What? Do I look like a sucker?! Ha ha ha ha ha. And you thought I was actually leading up to something. Anywhoo. Theres this nifty little site called Desire and Lust, right. It is for the adult types and over 18's. But its wicked cool. Just like the Love site. For the adults, but well worth a few hours spent exploring. So who's ready for valentines day huh? No?! Dost mine ears deceive me? No, you say. Well then, I think its time for you to visit these sites. No bollocks, it is a great site for checking out potential valentines. And even better for checking into and finding a more secure catch, *wink, wink*. If you already have a valentine, see the awesome stuff on this site, The Love Shop. Plenty of ideas for the romantic, the joker, the love lorn, the lusting...well you get the drift. Theres ideas for everyone. Well I'm off now. I have to cook dinner tonight. I'm thinking....Lamb shanks in apricot sauce on a bed of cheesey mash taters and a nice...Hmmm. Maybe a full bodied 'Jack Daniels', on the rocks.

Till next time
call me Cruza

Things to do in your spare time

Howdy Y'all. I got a bit bored. So i thought I might dream up a few things to do. But nothing happened. As it turns out, alcohol diminishes brain cells, and I don't have enough left for creativity. Ha ha ha. I got a little desperate at this news so I recruited the help of my little sister. Making a real long story shorter (and minus the whinging, arguing and the tantrums), I searched the web. During work hours of course, but ssshhh! don't tell anyone. But I did come upon a real great site. All about Body Piercing. 'Now this is excellent', I thought to myself. Cause on this site is everything you could ever want or want to know about piercing. I have a few....I think about 8 or so... And I love them, I want to get more. And accessorising them is soooooo cool. There are so many things you can put through a piercing. And theres a huge list as to what you can get pierced. I'm going to try to get my partner to pierce something. It may take a while to convince him, but I'm thinking maybe getting him a Prince Albert. This is the most common for guys. But there is also the nipple to be considered. I have both mine done. And I have some of the best ever shields. One real cute one is the sheriffs badge. But you don't want to hear me go on about that do you?! I also know of a few guys who have pierced the whole way down the shaft of their penis. I will have to ask if I can get pictures. But you never do know. Maybe this time next week i will be able to add a pic of him. He is pretty spunky. And his piercings are so cute. Well anyway, Have a look at the site above, or Click Here. Its Body Piercing Australia. But if your not a local, don't worry about it. Its a site there for everyone. Its totally worth the look. I might even post a few pics of me and my friends, and our piercings.

Till next time
call me Cruza

Damnable Technology

Howdy y'all. Hope things are just fine and dandy. Just popping in to whinge a bit. Not that its all that exciting, but what I have to say is (at the least) very important. Ha ha ha. But being serious for three seconds. What is it with all the technology today. Its all about MP3's and computers and big T.V's. I'm beginning to dislike it a lot. My partner is obsessed with the big screens and sound systems. For the house and the car. He wants to put some real big speakers in my little buzz box. Whats with that. And my sister, shes always on the net and on her computer, talking about flash drives and cameras and usb's, and all that. But my biggest whinge is saved for the ipod. Now I dont have one of these things. And I'm sure I wont ever get one, simply because both my sister and my partner have one. Well my partner has bought two. His first one wasnt working properly so he took it in to get fixed. Now the people who sell these things in the NT, dont actually fix them. So we spent forever trying to find someone who would. Then when we did, we had to send it away because he is a private business and cannot do work for warranty. So we sent it away to be fixed, so it wouldnt cost us an arm and a leg. We get the report back that its 'rooted' (thats aussie slang for stuffed). So we cant fix it, and the cracker was that we couldnt get it replaced cause the model was no longer produced. So we had to upgrade. And pay for the upgrade mind you. Which wasnt cheap, but because he had his heart set on having one, and hes just so darn cute. I couldnt say no. However that isnt the end of my story. My sisters ipod s*** itself not too long after that. So isnstead of having to go through all that run around again, she and I get onto the net. And we found a beauty of a site. So if you are having problems with your ipod. Click here. Its bound to help you. It helped me, and I have no clue as to what to do with technology, and I will never own an ipod...well maybe I could relent.

Till next time
call me Cruza

Relaxation Tools

Howdy Y'all. Well after my wonderfully exhausting Australia day, all i wanted to do was sleep. But that was never going to happen. I could have relaxed in bed, with a few hangover relieving 'Hair-of-the-dog's', but I didn't get to do that. My mind was set on having to do other things. Like watch a movie a friend of mine lent me. It was pretty cool, and i have the new HD Dvd player, thats high definition for all the people out there like me. I had to get a mate to tell me cause I have absolutely no idea what technology is. Ha ha ha ha. Well anywho, this digital player is so excellent cause everything is clearer, sharper and so much cooler. The dvd i was watching, Pirates, is so cool. I mean for an adult feature, and you definately have to be over 18 for this little baby, beats anything me and my partner have watched before. And we are very into our pornography. This movie boasts heaps of awards including 2006 Best DVD, 2006 Best Music and 2007 Best Selling Title. For the gents, it features stunners like Devon, Tegan Presley, Carmen Luvana, Jesse Jane and my favourite Janine. It doesnt let the ladies down either, showing off the best assets of Steven St Croix, Kris Slater, Scott Nails, Evan Stone and Tommy Gunn (Hes a spunk and a half). You get three disks in the Collectors editon, so its more than value for money, its excellent. So why not check it out. If i say its good, then its got to be decent. Im a devoted 'Pornee', so I'm not into junk. And its one for the boys and the girls. Click on the link above to be instantly transported, you wont be sorry. Be kind to one another.

Till next time
call me Cruza

Ozzzie, Ozzzie, Ozzzie!

I'm dead set sure i got the 'raw prawn', that's the dud deal for everyone who doesn't speak Australian. Yesterday was Australia day. I look forward to this day all year. I love it better than Christmas. I am a patriot. But today I am sore, tired, hungover and sunburned. But I still have to work. I guess it just all that Aussie spirit coming out in me. Though I'm beginning to think i should have thrown a good 'ole 'sicky'. But I'm here now so i should try to give it my best, although my boss knows me pretty well, and shouldn't expect too much from me today. Ha ha ha. My state today is mainly because I spent all yesterday being a 'fair dinkum wally'. That means I drank too much and went out all day in the sun. I went in the annual Ute run, and had a great day. Though something did catch my eye. Following behind me was a beaut green 4x4, with a blow up doll strapped to a camper chair, on the tray. Now this made me laugh, because the fortunate driver had bought that very same doll from where I worked. Now i didn't say anything, and nor did he. But we did exchange an almost inconceivable nod, that was disregarded as quickly as as it had been shared. And that is how we do things here, a nod is approval, a wave is overdone and a flick of the finger...well that could be anything. (depending on the finger shown). So is they way of the humble Aussie. Thankyou to all the kiddies who came out to share the day with us and our vehicles, thanx to the people who organised it so we could share it with the kids. Thanx to the families who came out with their kids. Its all about the next generation being shown that to be an Aussie, is to be proud, no matter what were made of. Heck thanx to every Aussie out there. Be proud for we are a great nation.

Till next time
call me Cruza

Maintaining your...elf

Howdy people. Hope your days are good and your nights are even better. They should be getting better, after all i am giving you gold here. Well i have an interesting thing to tell you all about today, it started with my younger sister. She and i have always been prety close, different entirely, but we're still close. And lately i have noticed she has been loosing weight. She has never been overweight, just chunkier than me. And thats what this is all about. She is now smaller than me. And i have always been pretty small, i have a major workout routine. My partner always gets to me about how it can be obsessive, but hes joking. I was thinking, its becoming a big thing in Australia now, big kids and obese adults. Its frightening. Now i would never be cruel to anyone about what size they are, unless theyre totally anorexic... that can be totally dangerous. But i found out through some web surfing that so can being obese, how massively scary is that!!? So back to my sister. I asked her where she was getting this cool advise from, cause she had to be getting it from somewhere. This sort of thing never comes out of nowhere, so she tells me. Its an online group for people who want to lose some weight. Check it out HERE. But dont get me wrong, its not just for bigger people. Its for anyone who wants to lose weight, or keep weight off, or even if you just want to maintain your perfect body (like me). Ha ha ha. Kidding. But if eating right and being healthy and fit is something you want to do, or havent thought about yet, this is a great site. It helped my sister, So it can help anyone else. Its worth a shot, As they say: 'If you never, never go. You'll never, never know'.

So till then
call me Cruza

Talk about stressed...

Howdy y'all. Hows things? Im sure they're great. But the question is, what if things aren't great? What if they are mediocre, or ordinary, or just so-so. Well, there are some things we can do about the little stresses in our life. Click Here to obtain a little insight into how we, as normal human beings can subdue the stress monster.
Everyone experiences stress now and then. I do, my friends do, even my co-workers do. One such person in my life has just bought a new car. He hadn't had the car for a week, before he got caught speeding. My partner, fell off a ladder at work, now I'm pretty sure he loved the time off. He got to lounge around the house, and bug me all day and night. He may not have been too stressed, but i certainly was. I found the site informative, and very helpful. I have almost reinvented myself, with a few tweeks here and there, with some help fom this site of course. And it has made a difference to my health and wellbeing. Listen to me, I sound like one of those cruddy, early morning infomecials. EEEWWWW, not what i was going for.
Did you know that sex is invigorating as well? When we have sex endorphins are released, and we feel better. We can feel happier, headaches can be relieved and so can minor sniffles or sneezes. So not only will a few minor life changes help relieve stress, being a little amorous couldn't hurt either. Karma sutra is something that many people around the world will tyr at one stage or another. You may have even perfected a position with out knowing it. Not all of the Karma sutra is difficult, you don't have to belong to a troupe of circus acrobats to give it a go. The Karma sutra is a way of connecting lovers spiritually and physically in a way that it possible for everyone. I love the Karma sutra, and so does my partner. We are very close, and somewhat adventurous. Maybe someday i will tell you a few stories. Are we interested yet? If you would like to know more, just Click Here.
Who knows. It just may be the very thing that helps stop your stress headaches. It helped mine, accompanied by numerous massages, administered by my loving partner. And he got a little bonus something in return... ;) (wink)

Till next time,
call me Cruza.

Two in One

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Wheres the wally

Ok, people. heres the thing. Im not known for being normal, sane or too typically sober, ha ha ha. My good mate (and employer) has started a site located at www.wheresthewally.com
Its a good humoured site for all those people like me, who dont take good photos. ha ha, kidding. The site is dedicated to him (THE Wally), and all his followers in the field of being a 'Wally'. Im soon to be there, and my partner for all to see. There are a few rules of course, but not many. As i like to say, be adventurous. Be a 'wally'. For many Aussies (Australians), being a wally means being a bit goofy. A bit silly, or even being a complete dingbat. But its all in jest, so join the ranks. We want international Wally's, so c'mon people, get snapping!!

Till next time,
call me Cruza.

Spicing things up

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Ok. Hey everyone. I havent done this before. So its all new and you are all going to have to bear with me, so to speak. well now on to all the wonderous things im going to write about. Like the wheather. ??? Just kidding.