My big Weekend

Howdy Y'all. Hows things. I'm good. If you were asking, I'm bloody excellent for those of you who couldn't care less. Now my weekends are usually two heavenly days full of lounging around a pool with loads of drinks being passed around to me and my mates, by nearly naked men and women. But this weekend was especially special, because I got to go shopping with my mum and my little sister. Now I'm far to old to be doing this, well no I'm not really. But this was clothes shopping. And I loathe shopping at the best of times, and usually put it off as much as possible. But my mum has been bugging me about this for so long now. It was before Christmas that she started, so I thought I would have to do it sometime. So this weekend it was. And my sister, who is a total trend freak, decided she wanted to come along. Well what a disaster. She spent her whole time trying on things, just to be told by mum that she wasn't getting anything, then she would have a tandy cause she couldn't. Then mum would cave and say she could, then sis would go off in a huff saying she didn't want it cause she wasn't allowed in the first place.... Never again! I love my mum and sister. But they don't share my insight into clothing. Mum wants to brighten up my fashion, sister wants me to be more like her so she can borrow my clothes, and I refuse to buy a pair of jeans that look hideous and cost more than a brand new car. So at the end of the day; Sis went home all jealous, mum was disgruntled, upset and disappointed and I was upset cause mum was. S***ty cause sister had ruined my day out with mum and totally peeved cause I didn't get the outfit mum wanted to buy me, so now I have to go and do it all over some other day. Grrrr. Well that's what happens in families right!? And after all that I get home and dad says 'No wonder you didn't find anything, look at how fat your getting'. So now i have to lose weight too. So i went on the hunt for a Weight Loss Site. And one kept coming up in every search. So if you are like me and your parents rib you about your weight. Or you are just a normal person looking for something to help you out. Then THIS is the place for you. Trust me, I'm a fisherman, Ha ha ha ha. OK enough about my s***ty weekend. Theres a few sites I have come across, whilst updating my Internet usage. Ones called Find Sex, its for those people who are looking for a new lover or just out for some fun. Theres one for the more adventurous couples, its for the Swingers out there. And theres also one I found for those people who are out looking for something a little more romantic and traditional like *gag* LOVE. Now more about ME. My partner and his mates have started a club for everyone to join. They like particular types of car, and they enjoy ruining them. They turn these wonderful little motors into rolling boom boxes. But I guess that its just the way things are going these days. Cars aren't performance machines anymore.Theyre just little things on wheels that people trash and disrespect. Cant half tell I'm a rev head huh?! Well anywho what I was getting at is that we are starting up a web site that people can get to and sign up to, and just brag about their cars and projects and stuff. With help of course, cause I know nothing of the web and starting up a site. So if your like me, or if you just need a little help, go to Adult Design Australia. These guys will help with everything. Hey, theyre helping me, so they have to be pretty excellent at what they do. Well I think that's enough from me for today. Keep you eyes peeled, cause this car site is coming up fast.

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call me Cruza

A day of...

Howdy Y'all. How was it then hey, yesterday. Valentines day. Did everyone have fun? Hoping so. I got a nice little flower, and I took my partner out for dinner. We had a nice quiet night. But the real fun will come in a few weeks. You see I had a brilliant idea, we are going to go out in a few weeks, when everything has calmed down and is a bit cheaper, and we will celebrate Valentines day then. That way, the flowers wont be $100 for twelve stems the hotels wont be double the price and the restaurants wont be booked out. Ha ha ha ha. Good idea huh. Anywho, I do hope that everyone had a great day. I passed on a great website to a mate of mine yesterday. You see he is single. So Valentines day is a bit depressing for him, being alone and all. I'm not sure why he is alone tho, hes is cute and muscly....Oh well. Anywho, this site is all about Phone Sex. Its great for the singles out there. Worth a look if you are a bit lonely on the old Valentines day. May give you something to do. You never know, do you?! There was the most interesting message in the paper yesterday too. It was from one sheila to another asking if she wanted to get married. Now I'm not too sure about why guys would want to get married to a woman, let alone why people of the same sex would want to...I mean I'm not against the same sex thing. I'm not solely interested in one sex. Sheilas turn me on too. But marriage???? That's a whole nother ball game. Theres a site for unfulfilled Chikkies to... Um... Now I cant remember it...I was thinking about it when I read this message... Oh yeah, Who Needs Blokes. Its a good one. Made just for the ladies. Though I'm sure if a dude wanted to look at it, no one would stop him...It would just be a little strange. But enough of the odd, lets get back to the totally twisted. My Valentines date. Now my partner isn't one for candles and romance and fancy stuff. Which is why I'm totally chuffed with the rose he bought. Its a real gesture, and I'm talking about a guy who thinks changing his socks is romantic. But after the flower I thought it would be real nice to go out for dinner. So we went out to a place that would be very romantic, make us both happy and give us a good feed at the same time. We chose Hogs Breath. Now that joint is great. We paid in total about $100, including drinks. And went away full as a goog and he was as happy as a pig in... Well you get the idea. We had a great night. We may even go back in a few weeks when we have our weekend away. But I'm not too sure I'm going to tell you all about that. Not all of it anyway. Enjoy yourselves and make each day count, you never know when you'll have a bad one.

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call me Cruza

Two sexy sites

Howdy Y'all. Hope things are fine and dandy. I've had an interesting 24 hours. Now your probably thinking 'what now'. But I can guarantee that I am only 40% full of bulls***. 40% of the time anyway. But back to me. Here I was just minding my own belly button lint, and up pops this little doo-dad on the computer screen. I'm thinking its just another annoying ad, but it totally wasn't. It turns out I am the 1 millionth person to log on, and I win a prize. So what did I do, you ask? I deleted it of course. What? Do I look like a sucker?! Ha ha ha ha ha. And you thought I was actually leading up to something. Anywhoo. Theres this nifty little site called Desire and Lust, right. It is for the adult types and over 18's. But its wicked cool. Just like the Love site. For the adults, but well worth a few hours spent exploring. So who's ready for valentines day huh? No?! Dost mine ears deceive me? No, you say. Well then, I think its time for you to visit these sites. No bollocks, it is a great site for checking out potential valentines. And even better for checking into and finding a more secure catch, *wink, wink*. If you already have a valentine, see the awesome stuff on this site, The Love Shop. Plenty of ideas for the romantic, the joker, the love lorn, the lusting...well you get the drift. Theres ideas for everyone. Well I'm off now. I have to cook dinner tonight. I'm thinking....Lamb shanks in apricot sauce on a bed of cheesey mash taters and a nice...Hmmm. Maybe a full bodied 'Jack Daniels', on the rocks.

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call me Cruza

Things to do in your spare time

Howdy Y'all. I got a bit bored. So i thought I might dream up a few things to do. But nothing happened. As it turns out, alcohol diminishes brain cells, and I don't have enough left for creativity. Ha ha ha. I got a little desperate at this news so I recruited the help of my little sister. Making a real long story shorter (and minus the whinging, arguing and the tantrums), I searched the web. During work hours of course, but ssshhh! don't tell anyone. But I did come upon a real great site. All about Body Piercing. 'Now this is excellent', I thought to myself. Cause on this site is everything you could ever want or want to know about piercing. I have a few....I think about 8 or so... And I love them, I want to get more. And accessorising them is soooooo cool. There are so many things you can put through a piercing. And theres a huge list as to what you can get pierced. I'm going to try to get my partner to pierce something. It may take a while to convince him, but I'm thinking maybe getting him a Prince Albert. This is the most common for guys. But there is also the nipple to be considered. I have both mine done. And I have some of the best ever shields. One real cute one is the sheriffs badge. But you don't want to hear me go on about that do you?! I also know of a few guys who have pierced the whole way down the shaft of their penis. I will have to ask if I can get pictures. But you never do know. Maybe this time next week i will be able to add a pic of him. He is pretty spunky. And his piercings are so cute. Well anyway, Have a look at the site above, or Click Here. Its Body Piercing Australia. But if your not a local, don't worry about it. Its a site there for everyone. Its totally worth the look. I might even post a few pics of me and my friends, and our piercings.

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call me Cruza

Damnable Technology

Howdy y'all. Hope things are just fine and dandy. Just popping in to whinge a bit. Not that its all that exciting, but what I have to say is (at the least) very important. Ha ha ha. But being serious for three seconds. What is it with all the technology today. Its all about MP3's and computers and big T.V's. I'm beginning to dislike it a lot. My partner is obsessed with the big screens and sound systems. For the house and the car. He wants to put some real big speakers in my little buzz box. Whats with that. And my sister, shes always on the net and on her computer, talking about flash drives and cameras and usb's, and all that. But my biggest whinge is saved for the ipod. Now I dont have one of these things. And I'm sure I wont ever get one, simply because both my sister and my partner have one. Well my partner has bought two. His first one wasnt working properly so he took it in to get fixed. Now the people who sell these things in the NT, dont actually fix them. So we spent forever trying to find someone who would. Then when we did, we had to send it away because he is a private business and cannot do work for warranty. So we sent it away to be fixed, so it wouldnt cost us an arm and a leg. We get the report back that its 'rooted' (thats aussie slang for stuffed). So we cant fix it, and the cracker was that we couldnt get it replaced cause the model was no longer produced. So we had to upgrade. And pay for the upgrade mind you. Which wasnt cheap, but because he had his heart set on having one, and hes just so darn cute. I couldnt say no. However that isnt the end of my story. My sisters ipod s*** itself not too long after that. So isnstead of having to go through all that run around again, she and I get onto the net. And we found a beauty of a site. So if you are having problems with your ipod. Click here. Its bound to help you. It helped me, and I have no clue as to what to do with technology, and I will never own an ipod...well maybe I could relent.

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call me Cruza

Relaxation Tools

Howdy Y'all. Well after my wonderfully exhausting Australia day, all i wanted to do was sleep. But that was never going to happen. I could have relaxed in bed, with a few hangover relieving 'Hair-of-the-dog's', but I didn't get to do that. My mind was set on having to do other things. Like watch a movie a friend of mine lent me. It was pretty cool, and i have the new HD Dvd player, thats high definition for all the people out there like me. I had to get a mate to tell me cause I have absolutely no idea what technology is. Ha ha ha ha. Well anywho, this digital player is so excellent cause everything is clearer, sharper and so much cooler. The dvd i was watching, Pirates, is so cool. I mean for an adult feature, and you definately have to be over 18 for this little baby, beats anything me and my partner have watched before. And we are very into our pornography. This movie boasts heaps of awards including 2006 Best DVD, 2006 Best Music and 2007 Best Selling Title. For the gents, it features stunners like Devon, Tegan Presley, Carmen Luvana, Jesse Jane and my favourite Janine. It doesnt let the ladies down either, showing off the best assets of Steven St Croix, Kris Slater, Scott Nails, Evan Stone and Tommy Gunn (Hes a spunk and a half). You get three disks in the Collectors editon, so its more than value for money, its excellent. So why not check it out. If i say its good, then its got to be decent. Im a devoted 'Pornee', so I'm not into junk. And its one for the boys and the girls. Click on the link above to be instantly transported, you wont be sorry. Be kind to one another.

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call me Cruza